no, he came in my armpit
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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