this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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