never play flip cup with pint glasses
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Semen is not good for contacts.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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