call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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