at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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