i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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