He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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