There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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