Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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