went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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