I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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