Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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