So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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