Me. At least after what I've been through.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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