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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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