That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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