i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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