So drunk its hurt
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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