wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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