Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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