He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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