physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Randomize
