Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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