I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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