I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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