wanna go halves on a baby?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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