I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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