if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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