Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize