no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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