no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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