The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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