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I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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