what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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