That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
It's just like the Real World with babies
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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