Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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