By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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