Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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