I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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