I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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