Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Shame - the story of my life.
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