i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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