on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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