and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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