Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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