And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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