Hey man sorry I got all grabby
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I touched a dick in church today
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