put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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