Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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