He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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