Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
