This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize