Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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